jessicunttt:

well then
  • teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.
  • me: sorry.
  • parents: you don't appreciate anything.
  • me: sorry.
  • friends: you're too depressing.
  • me: sorry.
  • ex: i never could really love you.
  • me: sorry.
  • mother: have you gained weight?
  • me: i don't know, sorry..
  • everyone: stop being anti-social, stop being lazy, stop screwing around, grow up, stop attention seeking, stop bitching, stop, stop, stop.
  • me: sorry....
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vltr:

Red Palm Part II
tastefullyoffensive:

[context/via]

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

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releasing-my-inner-slut:

fuckyeahsirharder:

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

Everything I’ve ever questioned about life has now been answered.

Interesting
-psych0sis:

Friendly reminders.